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21. College student.
Fish lover.
“If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water.” - Loren Eiseley
frombitchtobeast:

vivalapantslessjess:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

He’s gonna tip the kayak and then steal your wallet. Otters are known for their ruthlessness and their susceptibility to gambling addictions.

Thank you science side of tumblr

frombitchtobeast:

vivalapantslessjess:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

He’s gonna tip the kayak and then steal your wallet. Otters are known for their ruthlessness and their susceptibility to gambling addictions.

Thank you science side of tumblr

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theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

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I’m with you. No matter what else you have in your head I’m with you and I love you. —Ernest Hemingway (via lady-luxxxury)
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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

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ianplatero:

lmao same.

ianplatero:

lmao same.

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butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

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